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Bill Maher: Republicans Are So Demoralized by Kamala Harris That ‘JD Vance’s Couch Declined’

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Bill Maher Returns with Insights on Political Shifts

Upon his return from the summer break, Bill Maher opened his “Real Time” program with a pointed monologue addressing the remarkable political shifts that occurred during his absence.

Maher lauded the Democrats for their recent strategic maneuvers, particularly the transition from President Joe Biden to Vice President Kamala Harris as the party’s 2024 nominee. He humorously remarked, “What can happen in a month? Just a month ago, the Democrats seemed resigned to battle with a fading Joe Biden. Now, they’re buzzing with excitement over this fresh, youthful candidate — it’s like a romantic comedy: ‘You were there all along. We just didn’t see.’”

He went on to highlight Harris’s rising poll numbers and how they seem to be affecting former President Donald Trump. Maher quipped, “Trump is still being his petty self, lying and whining — no change there.”

Reflecting on Biden’s prior defiance about stepping down, Maher wryly noted, “Just a month ago, during our last show, Biden claimed he would need divine intervention to step aside. Then, the divine intervention came knocking — and it was Nancy Pelosi.”

The comedian praised the Democratic Party for exhibiting unprecedented unity and agility in their leadership changes. “They did what they usually don’t do. They got organized right away. Joe out, Kam in,” Maher remarked, adding that choosing Minnesota Governor Tim Walz was also a smart move due to his appeal among conservative voters.

With a dash of humor, he likened the strategy to coaxing a frightened cat from beneath a car, insisting, “It’s like saying, ‘Come on out. I’ve got an old white guy with me.’”

Maher also discussed the Democratic National Convention, delivering a punchy line about their branding: “The message was that we’re a normal political party. We’re not spectacular; we’re a Corolla. Just keep in mind, the alternative is akin to a band of child molesters who are also a car bomb.”

During his commentary, he touched on the peculiar events of the DNC’s final night, where rumors circulated—some outlets even claimed confirmation—that Beyonce would make a surprise appearance before Kamala Harris’s acceptance speech. Ultimately, when the pop star didn’t show, Maher humorously speculated about the origins of such rumors.

He provided a comparative view of the two parties, observing, “The difference between Democrats and Republicans is clear: the Democrats were merely disappointed when Beyonce didn’t appear, whereas the Republicans were upset when Hulk Hogan did.”

As he continued, Maher jested about the Republican party’s apparent decline in vitality, quipping, “Just a month ago, you had it figured out, but now it seems you’ve lost your spark. Today, even Jamie Vance’s couch said, ‘Not tonight.’”

For those interested, Maher’s full monologue offers more insights into his humorous take on the ongoing political landscape.

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